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literally with my guy friends it’s “how long can i stay friends with you before you say something gross and misogynistic and i don’t feel safe around you anymore”


April fools day tomorrow but who cares my life is a joke anyway

Fucking for real. Fuck my dad so fucking much. He’s so fucking stupid. I’m 100% not living with him any longer. He fucking bought the ghettoest house he could in detroit. DETROIT. Fuck, I’m not going to detroit. It seems like he’s forgotten that the only reason why he moved here was to get away from the stockton ghetto, yet he’s fucking moving back to where he started AND he’s supposedly engaged to some psycho ass lady with two kids that he’s only known for like not even a month. Fuck, and he gives my sister shit for marrying her boyfriend of 7 years that’s in the army. Apparently, according to my dad, you’re a slut if you live with a guy. Like, ahaha, you’re the slut here dad. He fucking knows it, too. Ugh. I can’t even stand him. I’m just going to stay in california with my sisters or something. 

omfg I was like fucking five bites into a meal before my grandma rudely interrupted me and started telling me I was stupid for not putting salt in my food. This shit happens so much, I just fucking walked away and now I have nothing to eat. I’m fucking staving my ass off hiding in my room. I should have just snuck out to like Taco Bell. 

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Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

  • january: this year will be so much better new year new me
  • february: ew
  • march: ew
  • april: ew
  • may: ew
  • june: nearly summer
  • july: summer
  • august: summer
  • september: ew school
  • october: spooky
  • november: is it christmas yet
  • december: christmas

I’m starving but I can’t go outside and get any food because my dad’s fucking guarding the damn kitchen. Ugh, I’ll just starve to death. I don’t want to live with him anymore. He doesn’t want me anyway. 

Oh joy, the chances of me dying increases. 

so kawaii; can't stand it omfg

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